Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady

Shine on.

Remember that time you got so shitfaced?

I didn’t think you did.

OMG Dude, Just Dial it Back

You brought this on yourself.

So When You Smile For the Camera

You know I’ll love you better.

Home Haircut, You’re Doing It Wrong

Maybe using a no-more-tears shampoo, instead of pesticide, might do the trick.

Huge Freakin’ Ears Arrested

Evolution is going in the wrong direction.

Different House, Same Family

It’s a neverending assclown show.

Every six months somebody from this house goes to jail

Way to stay true to the family protocol.

Crack Dream Over

On & on & on & on…

25 going on 45

Crack, it wears a persons carcass out.